Thursday, December 4, 2008

5 hobbies I'm taking up ...

... now that I'm 100% sober.

1. religious needlepoint - first project to focus on animals boarding noah's ark. i plan to have two unicorns trailing the line up smoking a joint. do they make the ark? only those who believe know the real answer.

2. indoor pistol shooting.

3. elephant training or beekeeping - whichever one better conveys the fact that i am a badass motherfucker not afraid of danger.

4 - live action role playing, weather permitting. i will find like-minded gamers and meet on hippie hill. we'll break free of the chains that our computers have placed on us.

5. train spotting. i'll be somewhere along the n line.

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