i guess it could be worse ...

so, i found out that 100 feral animals took over a mobile home today in temecula. where are you temecula, st. francis of the assisi would like to come visit. how do things get so bad that you allow 100 feral animals to cohabitate with you? i guess things are already bad if you are in a mobile home. maybe this is what happens to people that drink too much. they lose their friends and live in filth ... whoa! a sad, dim lightbulb went off in my head. maybe this is MY future. i shudder in horror.

5 hobbies I'm taking up ...

... now that I'm 100% sober.

1. religious needlepoint - first project to focus on animals boarding noah's ark. i plan to have two unicorns trailing the line up smoking a joint. do they make the ark? only those who believe know the real answer.

2. indoor pistol shooting.

3. elephant training or beekeeping - whichever one better conveys the fact that i am a badass motherfucker not afraid of danger.

4 - live action role playing, weather permitting. i will find like-minded gamers and meet on hippie hill. we'll break free of the chains that our computers have placed on us.

5. train spotting. i'll be somewhere along the n line.