Wednesday, January 7, 2009

i'm a gigantic failure

well, that cleanse lasted less than one day. say what you will, and i'll probably agree - i am a complete and utter failure with no will power. but i beg of you to try to drink senna tea and then 32 ounces of a "salt water flush" - you tell me how long you can last. scary shit will come out of your ass - the exorcist and the shining have nothing on what's hiding in your colon.

maybe 2009 is about acceptance. acceptance of the fact that i like fatty foods, booze drinks and many other things that are bad for you. if that is the case then maybe i'm a huge success for recognizing it.

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