time goes by slow ...

when you don't eat. it's a new year, and like several other ambitious people (also known as suckers) i'm trying to cleanse my mind and body. it's probably a good thing seeing as how i destroyed it in december. things that might come out of my ass tomorrow morning include an entire turkey, random pills from breakfast of champions and perhaps a marble. maybe i'll do a triptych entitled "three days of colonic sludge." it'll be a one-two punch for my new years resolutions - get healthy and embrace the arts.