there very well might be a day when jacob says, "i've had it with you, you no good whore!" and shows me the door. and when that day comes, what will i do? i could get some bad plastic surgery, act like a coked-out nincompoop and troll the marina for some douchebag to call my own, or i could hit up the temple and learn to grind. for a quick lesson on freak dancing, apparently all you need to do is dance near a person you want to grind with and then dance with your hips together, taking care to bend your knees so that the bottom of your stomach gets the, uh, most friction. my favorite part about this article is the warning for men, which states: The person dancing in the rear should not keep a cell phone or wallet in a front pocket – girls may get the wrong idea. Move your phone to your back pocket. HA!
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